the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
YOU KNOW HOW YOU PLAY A GAME THEN LOOK AT YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND GO LIKE 'NAH MAN, I'VE ROMANCED YOU LIKE 6 TIMES I'M GONNA TRY SOMEONE ELSE' BUT THEN THEY DO THE THING AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’VE TRIPPED AND FALLEN ON THEIR DICK
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.